Bitches Please! - LA FIN

DISCLAIMER: All my post have been "PROPERLY FIKTIONALIZED"

[All this is all truth, sad to say.]

D-DBA snaps out of it and glances at her desk, then OMG!! She goes off, on a FUCK STORM, SOUTHERN STYLE, like I have yet to hear, 30 years later! No shit, even after Military Service. Then mom came into the scene... and she was magically sane again. DAMN, that FLOORED me!

FUCK IT ALL!

I WAS BLOWN AWAY BY THE SUGAR DROOLING FROM THAT WOMAN'S MOUTH! I knew...like cement is hard, that mom would never believe me! Why was I, really suspended for 10 goddamn days?

No way... 'rents never ask you that!

WTF... IS THAT?!

I did not happen to point out the mark on her desk, but that psycho bitch did...mom asked D-BDA, in her best French Accent: Why did you try to hit my daughter?

What followed was just simply sickening...I think I have well made my case for the Bitches Please, point!

WORD to the WISE: I was recently, less than one month ago, told by a 19 y o UF Student, that to THIS VERY DAY, in Public Schools in FL, that parents must ASK FOR and SIGN a "don't paddle my kid affidavit" and that her mom always did sign one for her. For your wandering minds, I have a few more. Not nearly all, but you'll just have to wonder until I need to 'bitchabout' some other assholian mother fuckers... until then: listen to your fucking kids, this is serious shit folks! WORD.

* A private yacht called: Shango, Porta-la-Cruz, Venezuela. [No, the Mentally Maniacal Captain was a Texan NOT a Venezuelan.] A fishing yacht called: Mi Pasha. Yup, same dude, I WILL HAVE to combine this could be many bullets alone...

* Nautical Structures, Inc. [Yup, again, employer, CEO w/ WIFE in MARKETING; Largo, FL. - What gives?]

* Bars??? I wonder....

Well, have you had enough yet?

Just think there should not be minors allowed around almost all of these locations...
at least as an employee right?

Well, that is the catch.

I know, I know: "Anyone who goes to Disney, to be a kid again." Ha!

"What do YOU call a child or an adolescent?"

BITCHES PLEASE!!!!!

After all, many others have written far more and much better than I on this topic:

Jean Baudrilliad, The Disneyfication of America; Roland Barthes, Mythologies; Allen Ginsberg, Selected Poems 1947-1995;

and just for luck one more: Philip Whalen, Enough Said.

[HINT: Recommended reading for any of you who are still skeptics. Jules Verne did not make lists b/c he was bored... nor do I, BITCHES PLEASE!]
La Fin
Ciao
no-givvey-shitty-nanc

Notes: [1] spiracle
n. Zoology. A respiratory aperture, especially:
1. a. any of several tracheal openings in the exoskeleton of an insect or a spider
b. A small respiratory opening behind the eye of certain fishes, such as sharks, rays, and skates.
c. The blowhole of a cetacean.
2. An aperture or opening through which air is admitted and expelled... like my ass?

[Middle English, from Latin spīrāculum, from spīrāre, to breathe.]

spiracular spi·rac'u·lar (spī-răk'yə-lər, spĭ-) adj.
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